So it turns out these posts are a lot of fun. When I posted the first one of these strangest reviews posts, I was worried you all wouldn’t enjoy it, but you did! And I enjoyed it too! So here are five more strange book reviews from yours truly :-)
The one in which I email an author
I kid you not, I once emailed the author to fangirl and ask her… a really strange question about how two of the characters’ relationship progressed . . . . (Ok, fine, if you must know, I asked her if they’re sleeping together now, which honestly isn’t as inappropriate of a question as it sounds if you’ve read the series. She was super nice in her reply, by the way! And yes, they are sleeping together, in case you were wondering.)
The one in which I Make Epic Analogies
But Sam was the most awkward and flaily. He was like if Tumblr and internet memes had a baby.
The one in which I yell at Milo
Talk about a slow burn. I believe the anticipation of things is half the fun. So yes, please do torture me by drawing out the romance until I feel like I’m going to explode if they don’t JUST KISS ALREADY AND DAMMIT, MILO, COULD YOUR TIMING WITH INTERRUPTIONS BE ANY WORSE???
Not only that, Matheus and Quin made the perfect couple. And by couple, I mean not a couple. And by perfect, I mean they constantly bickered and only half-teasingly threatened to maim each other (as you do when you’re a vampire).
The one in which I have priorities
So the first and most important thing… a centaur main character! A gay centaur main character! A gay centaur main character in the Old West! Whaaaaaaaat? I know, right?
The one in which I show you all my twisted side
But never before had I read about a vampire actually learning how to feed. It’s probably twisted to laugh at a scene in which an innocent person dies, but it was just way too funny seeing Thomas miss the artery a bunch of times and then maul the guy’s neck. I loved it.